that poll going around asking how often you smoke weed and almost a third of ppl saying they’ve never smoked before, and that poll that revealed that over a third of tumblr users have never kissed anyone before, proves to me that stoners who have gay sex are a small but imperative part of the tumblr ecosystem. Keystone species
Tumblr: fae king hozier haha bog man who writes songs about nature
Hozier:
![a screenshot of what hozier said the song eat your young is about. it says “I don’t know how intentional the reference to Jonathan Swift was in this. That essay [Swift’s 1729 satirical essay A Modest Proposal in which he suggests the Irish poor sell their children as food] is such a cultural landmark that it’s just hanging in the air. I was more reflecting on what I felt now in this spirit of the times of perpetual short-term gain and a long-term blindness. The increasing levels of precarious living, poverty, job insecurity, rental crisis, property crisis, climate crisis, and a generation that’s inheriting all of that and one generation that’s enjoyed the spoils of it. The lyrics are direct, but the voice is playful. There’s this unreliable narrator who relishes in this thing which was fun to write.”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5513446542757aab44ed1ea8e1ada450/6fb2be2459b285bf-83/s1280x1920/783c7c61098b21a2b5369d1f1c249222fad30386.jpg)
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i love the concept presented here where sexualities come equipped with at least one slur provided upfront free of charge
Look, on one hand, private likes are a great thing for privacy and it should have just been the default
On the other hand. This is very funny.
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Buckkkkkkk oh my celestia this hurts!!!! does anypony have a bandaid?
When this PARTICULAR brony stubs their toe (which is every FIVE MINUTES!!!)
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
manure manure manure manure manure manure MANURE MANURE MANU}RE
BUCKBUCKBUCKBUCK BUCK YOU BUCK HIM BUCK HER BUCK EVERYPONY
CELESTIA LUNA CADANCE THORAX TWILIGHT MOTHERBUCKING SPARKLE
SWEEEEEEEEEEET BABY FLURRY HEART
*incessant hoof slamming on any nearby object* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
this hive of pain will be my sweet sweet end
sweet release from the torture of cyberbullies and trolls
sweet release
you know at least once a week i’ll think that i’ve seen the worst post on this entire website but then, just like that, i’ll be BLESSED with a post that tops every other post i’ve seen, ever
