Not to be #cute on main but I simply will not rest until the Supreme Court as an institution is nothing but ash and soot underneath my feet 😊😊🥰🥰😍
but those are just my thinkies (cute way of saying thoughts)
penis for your thinkis?
id: tags from aqueer1: #penny for your thinkies
Saw a dude wearing a shirt that said “BEAST MODE ON/OFF” with the “ON” indicated and for a split second I thought it was pointing to “OFF” and i was like thats fucking insane
this would be such an awesome shirt honestly. like count yourselves lucky motherfuckers, im not even in beast mode right now. dont push me or i'll go home and change into my other shirt
vanguard asked:
alana if your throat stings when you eat chocolate you might be allergic to chocolate
striders answered:
bestie you can’t do this to me 😭😭😭 do you not get throat and mouth irritation when you eat too much chocolate i thought it was normal because it’s so rich
OK I LOOKED IT UP and it could just be from the. uh. theobromine i guess. skdkfs i’m inclined to believe it’s that because i can eat like a regular amount of chocolate and not have a problem but like a SHIT ton of chocolate will give me a sore throat. i am safe (?)
oh yeah too much chocolate is bad for anyone’s throat! dairy increases phlegm while sugar grates at the throat, and chocolate is especially bad! source i sang in concerts for 9 years and took voice lessons for 11
Lighthouses are an underrated form of wizard tower. A grey-bearded old man spends all of his time tending to a light that must never go out, for if it does it will bring disaster? What else could that be?
Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
in a modern AU Link would be Zelda's only friend with a driver's license and their chat history would look like this
If you say mint choccy chip tastes like toothpaste you’ve never brushed your teeth
She's an artist.
The art in question... In case anyone was interested...
Thanks everyone for supporting an aspiring artist! Her work is on the fridge where she can look at it whenever she wants.
computers are so dumb they only count to 1 LOL. but they can do it really fast so its actually kind of cool