Saw My Reflection In The Snow-Covered Hills 😔✌️

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

anonymous-lizard

googledocsdyke

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

mostlybats-partiallyrats

How fucking old are you people?

googledocsdyke

normal amount

kunou78

You see, there used to be a time (not all that long ago) when being offline was the default. And going online was the rare and wonderful thing that we (briefly) enjoyed.

It even came with happy modem noises.

derinthescarletpescatarian

They weren't happy noises.

octagoncalibrator

They were polite and reasonable noises! The sound of protocol being followed! Negotiation and compromise!

derinthescarletpescatarian

The box would scream

miifox

Of happiness

writterings

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

urbanfantasyinspiration

Gotta nip that Scott Pilgrim shit in the bud

spacemancharisma

sentimentalslut

your honor my client should be at the club

sentimentalslut

i know what you’re thinking. ‘thank god this tumblr user isn’t an actual licensed attorney’. well bad news kids

gerbildine

possessedscholar

Happy 19th Birthday to the Nintendo DS!

gerbildine

radiohead2

txttletale

allospiceberry

arospecsyourblockdudes

the thing abt being a transhet dude is like i get actually upset at jokes like making fun of straight dudes sometimes which i Know is like kinda lame but like. being who i am i never know how to interpret it as anything other than that queer people would see me as like better/more queer/more human if i closeted myself and identified as a cis lesbian again. which would make me miserable. and it is stupid cuz ik no one ever thinks about it w transhet people in mind but like idk maybe they should. cuz what the hell do you want from me like i just dont want to be seen as deserving of mockery cuz im a dude who likes girls

arospecsyourblockdudes

like i constantly feel like a fragile cishet dude about it but i feel like its kinda legit ???????????? like maybe if queer ppl i met irl stopped acting like its some huge fucking shock when they find out im straight

memewhore

colorisbyshe

enbaluka

Browsing through old files, found this from ~two years ago

gerbildine

spacesweepers

hades and persephone except [tells it worse than ever before/the same as every other modern adaptation]

temporalschism

#haded and persephone except its demeter selling persephone to one direction

@nil-number How does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker alive

angelfagz

curioscurio

Visualize a Club for me please . Understandably this is already blowing your mind. Now imagine. It is only for Penguins.

instructions unclear i visualized a blunt weapon

colorisbyshe

nonprophet

ATTENTION AMERICANS: Please sign the petition to help disabled Americans! They deserve the right to marriage equality and being able to save more than 2k in their bank accounts. https://t.co/SpX1GfWrTm — 🌸Bibi🌸♿ (@bibicosplays) November 19, 2023

theres a petition going around for ssi that can allow disabled people to have more than 1000 dollars to their name. please consider signing!

Help Individuals with SMA Save for their Financial Futures

The Supplemental Security Income (SSI) Program is an economic lifeline for individuals with SMA and other disabilities in helping to meet ba

t.co

(this helps disabled people outside of those with sma, but this is personalized for sma.)

theygotlost

desinteresse

It’s really funny when people who enjoy content that’s easy consume think they’re somehow oppressed for this preference even tho the entire entertainment industry caters to it

desinteresse

You’re not oppressed for reading mediocre romance books that can be found on the “As seen on Booktok” table ar Barnes and Nobles or enjoying MCU movies. You’re actually the core audience that keeps these million dollar monopolies afloat.

desinteresse

I wanna live in the world where these people are actually oppressed lmao. Imagine going to the movie theater and there’s like a tons of thoughtful mid-budget movies made and all the romance novels at the bookstore contain intricate narratives and complex characters. Come on now

desinteresse

Some guy says he likes MCU movies and he instantly gets beaten to death by a gang of pretentious snobs that roam the streets like wild animals

judgejudyofficial

Your vision for the world is beautiful

smarter-than-the-average-blonde

sophia-zofia

Fun fact: Gaza's tunnel industry thrived b/c of Israel's siege (2006-present) & one of the earliest uses was to smuggle KFC from Egypt🧵 We were literally being starved to near death until the 1st smuggling tunnel brought in Twinkies, crisps & biscuits, all were banned by Israel pic.twitter.com/jcGmjSudG8 — Muhammad Shehada (@muhammadshehad2) November 20, 2023

2\ In 2006, Israel decided to use starvation as a weapon against Gaza. Cruelty was the point. Israel's PM said "No fuel? Gazans can walk" (hospitals, water treatment facilities, schools, ambulances... all need fuel). His top aide said "we're putting Gaza on a diet"! STARVATION pic.twitter.com/w23zOOqivr — Muhammad Shehada (@muhammadshehad2) November 20, 2023

3\ Israel's siege was so absurd, so vindictive & so brutal to the extent that Pasta was banned (along with most foods, drinks & other necessities)! A literal calorie count was made of the bare minimum Gazan needed to survive but NOT live. Israel allowed in LESS than that count! pic.twitter.com/uWcrWn3gZD — Muhammad Shehada (@muhammadshehad2) November 20, 2023

4\ Egypt was under enormous US & Israeli pressure to close its borders with Gaza The Egyptian gov had to comply, but they tolerated the tunnels to prevent Gaza's demise Israel was the ONLY one closing down Gaza's air & water spaces, thus responsible for providing an alternative — Muhammad Shehada (@muhammadshehad2) November 20, 2023

5\ Some of the 1st goods to be brought in were biscuits, crisps, chocolate, twinkies (most were mashed & pulverized) As soon as the news broke, there were stampedes to buy anything. My father managed to buy some twinkies. I treasured it for days before eating it! pic.twitter.com/SpwNzd3hBC — Muhammad Shehada (@muhammadshehad2) November 20, 2023

6\ The early tunnels were also used to reunite families & lovers & to import vehicles, medicines, fuel, cigarettes... The only way to stop Gazans from building smuggling tunnels is to end the siege & reopen Gaza to the world. No human can live happily in a cage for 17 years! pic.twitter.com/oo2vhZ1VBm — Muhammad Shehada (@muhammadshehad2) November 20, 2023

7\Gaza is full of engineers & construction workers unemployable b/c of Israel's siege Hence the smuggling tunnels attracted many Egypt destroyed tunnels in 2015 & opened its borders for commercial goods Unemployment returned & Hamas recruited tunnel workers to build its "metro" pic.twitter.com/qZPbuYXLV9 — Muhammad Shehada (@muhammadshehad2) November 20, 2023

8\ The severity of Israel's siege changes across time as a tool of blackmail: "if you behave & keep quiet, you'll get some food & fuel" It was most insane in 2006-2009 In 2009, Israel allowed processed Hummus but banned "hummus with extras"👇 The siege is even worse since Oct 7 pic.twitter.com/GmOKx9Xt27 — Muhammad Shehada (@muhammadshehad2) November 20, 2023

PS. This thread is to merely highlight a key factor that enabled the creation of Hamas' militant tunnels: Endless occupation & a punishing siege punctuated by periodic wars creating record unemployment, poverty, despair & resentment that made it easy for Hamas to recruit & build — Muhammad Shehada (@muhammadshehad2) November 20, 2023

anotherpapercut

theconcealedweapon

hibiderry

Anonymous asked:

why are you googling pregnancy tests and abortions. Are you doing research for a scrampire mpr

grafzahl answered:

The most humbling thing that’s ever happened to me is someone thinking it’s more likely that I am writing Sesame Street MPreg than me having sex in real life.